Tuesday, June 5, 2018
For fun, I sent in my feature-length animated script PAW & ORDER.
Today I was informed that 5% of the thousands of scripts sent were officially selected to be involved
--and PAW was one.
It's New York, the future, animals are educated, have good jobs and are on equal footing with humans. In this comedic takeoff on the famous show, Det Lupine (a wolf) and Sgt Buzzy (a honeybee) partner up to track down the killjoy who stole two human kids' TV satellite dish. They wisecrack with each other, grill suspects, and finally turn over the thief for a riotous trial. Full of puns, crazy jokes, and more fun than the law allows.
I probably cannot journey to Mexico with my stupid knees and ailments, but I am happy anyway...
You have to take the good with the bad, I always say.
Friday, July 21, 2017
|Where the heck were YOU when I|
As mentioned below, I am working through a site called Artella.com, put up by some ex-Pixar guys. From our facetime meetings, I see they are mostly 20s-30s Most have spent with a long time, relatively, in the trenches of animation, which is crazy complicated--but maybe not so much in screenwriting, plotting, character development, adaptation of property, and other skills.
Anyway, I needed a video pitch of my project on Artella--and this turned into a monster project for me. I screened a number of videographers and concept artists (they do "still" drawings of characters). The videographers were two brothers, originally from Peru. They shot me for 3 hours...and boy did I learn again that acting is hard and I am no actress.
I also spent several days tracking down the rights to a version of the old Troggs hit WILD THING for my music.
I had my old filmmaking partner make a cut of the videotape and that did not turn out (long story). So I paid the brothers to cut it--and had to urge them to be bold, put in wacky touches--since when did young people become so conservative?
Then we tangled over the volume of the music...They wanted to dial it way back to almost an indecipherable tinkle...I wanted it raucous--you know, like in a CARTOON!
You can see the results to the right--it's under two minutes...
Yes, others also said the music was too loud, but I am OK with it and it's my call.
Sooner or later, you have to "auteur" this stuff.
Sunday, April 30, 2017
As I began to learn the VERY complicated ins and outs of animation production, I was told I needed concept art. After some very chaotic interactions with artists on Craigs, I finally settled on a guy who drew a few facial expressions for each of my four cat characters...whew, that took a lot out of me.
But THEN, I learned from Bobby Beck, the honcho at the collaboration site (Artella.com), that I would do better attracting the various skills to my project if I had a "pitch video."
A pitch video would be me talking about my project.
I would probably get my old filmmaking partner Ross Stansfield to cut it together, but I would need the footage--and I am now 2500 miles away from Ross.
About this time, too, it dawned on me that maybe I could use the pitch video to market the project instead of the animated trailer...So I would want good production values, since it would be going to production companies.
I finally found two brothers on Craigs who are starting a video business here in the Phoenix area--Richard and David Carhuayo.
They came yesterday with all their lights and equipment and we did a 3-hr shoot. I am no actress and proved it at first anyway--although I am hoping I loosened up by the end.
It was crazy fun!! Reminded me so much of an earlier live action film Ross and I made and which won a Telly. Curious? You can see that here: https://vimeo.com/search?q=ross+stansfield+omnifax
Anyhow, we have not gotten to the rough cut or final cut or any cut stage on the video--so stay tuned.
Monday, June 20, 2016
I decided my short continuing series CHONIE & BOS held the most promise for a sale and decided to make a 1-minute trailer for it.
CHONIE, as I say below, is a vampy cat dictating her memoirs to a beagle named Boswell--and in the process she sees some of the errors of her alley ways and gradually changes.
So far, I have attached a music composer (a professor in Madrid who has scored many projects), a sound man (with many credits), and a voiceover actor (a friend with many movies to his name).
I had early interest from an animation company in Poland but he disappeared on me.
If you read this and decide to sign up with Artella--and you do 2D animation--please seek me out on the site.
We could make beautiful cartoons together.
Sunday, April 3, 2016
I have not posted since July--sorry--shameful. My work is under consideration several places at the moment. Makes it hard to type with all my fingers crossed.
I entered the Nick short film competition with my BEE-TWEENZZ (see below) because each episode of that would be a standalone. They keep sending acknowledgments of my entry and when I see those, I think--ACK SHOT DOWN. But no...not yet anyhow.
My long scripts--PAW & ORDER and the sequel--are under consideration by some investors. Think positive thoughts, OK?
I also entered one of my daily blogs--on health--in an American Association for Advancement of Science competition--no word yet. Yes, I know it's not a film.
But what is REALLY exciting is I have a new project underway--QWERKY KIDS CLUB. The core group of three characters are third-graders with what would today be called "disabilities."
--EPPIE is asthmatic and also allergic to peanuts. She has an inhaler and EpiPen at the ready.
--BITE ME is chubby--the most maligned category of this and most other eras.
--SPIN is ADHD. He never stops moving despite his somewhat ineffective Ritalin doses.
They tag up on the first day of third grade (in the pilot) and form an alliance, then get a little clubhouse.
In the episodes, they are the envy of the "normal" kids for their clubhouse, the fun they have, and their ingenious ways of solving problems, lucking out, and foiling bullies (and adults).
Along the way, they meet kids with other issues--one undergoing chemo, one with diabetes, another who lost a foot to cancer but has an awesome prosthetic and a wonderful three-legged dog.
Some people said not to write about sick kids--but these are capable kids with physical issues--not sick kids. Unless you mean "sick" as in totally great.
I am having fun with it...
Friday, July 3, 2015
Anyhow, Archy was a droll cockroach who, as Marquis told his readers, was jumping off his typewriter, landing on keys and typing out messages to him about his pals in the underbelly of Chicago. One pal was a fun-loving, if aging and jaded, cat named Mehitabel.
I contacted the columnist's heirs about getting rights--but they never answered.
But this gave me an idea. These idea things always get me in trouble! I have an old cat in here someplace named Chonie--Spanish for underpants (she has lingerie markings on her stomach). I like the name (rhymes with "bony") and kept it. Instead of a roach (not fond--lived in the big city for decades), I decided her Boswell should be...well, Boswell, a Beagle mix.
All resemblance to Archy & Mehitabel ends there. Chonie is a MaeWest type, feather boa and all. This is a continuing series--not standalone cartoons.
I am giving the company that rejected my BEE-TWEENZZ (am still marketing those) first look, as they say in Tinseltown. This one even has a character arc!
So I am still at it even if I have not posted in several months. Wish me luck.
Saturday, April 18, 2015
I finally teamed up with an artist--and he drew very nice storyboards of the short cartoon.
I pitched to two people at the cartoon company via Skype (which I also bought and learned).
I was nervous, not having taken a real meeting in some years--most of my freelance work was via email. My real meeting days were back in DC.
I did fine on the Skyping (pat pat), and I think I did pretty well on reading and hyping the TWEENZZ.
But I could see they were not laughing--maybe a smile or two. That told the tale.
Their criticism was that the TWEENZZ skewed too young. To me, puns and irony are sort of
"old," but maybe I did not get this across. That was on me.
But they also said the two did not have a character arc--you know, when a character starts out "bad" and through conquering obstacles, sees a better and presumably "less bad" way to live.
Do cartoon characters have arcs? Yes, they have "acts"--start out, then encounter conflict and obstacles, overcome--yay!
But arcs? Does the Roadrunner suddenly regret all the grief he gave Wile E Coyote and they go for a tequila?
Cartoons characters are predictable--only their situations and mayhem get worse and worse.
A friend told me I was out of touch.
I don't think I am.
But I am also not going to be featured in this company--well, so be it.
By the way, this company is involved with Sponge Bob--is he going to eat a poison Krabby Kake and have to surface and breathe nasty old air?